The Italian man who went to Malta

One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell
In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast
I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast
She brings me only one piss
I tell her i wanna to piss
She says go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I want to piss on my plate
She say you better no piss on the plate
You son of a bi*ch!
I dont even know the lady
And she calls me a son of a bi*ch

Later

I go to eat at a bigga resturant
The waitress bring me a spoon and
a knife, but no fork!
I tell her i wanna the f*ck
She tellin me everyone wanna f*ck
I tell her you dont understand
I wanna f*cka on the table
She say you better not f*ck on the table
You son of a bi*ch!

So i go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheeats on the bed
Call the manager and im tellin him i wanna shit!
He tellin me go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I wanna shit on my bed!
He say you better not shit on my bed
You son of you bi*ch!

I go to the check out
and the man in the desk says
Peace on you, i said piss on you too
you son of a bi*ch!
Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci