A' right
Chauvinist pig
Drove in this big lincoln 'till it went over the bridge
Jumped out and dove in a ditch
Broke in' a mobile home and stole a stove and a fridge
Kidnapped the parents and left the ransom notes for the kids.
I'm 'a go for your miss
Here's a body blow for your ribs
While your clutching your stomach and fallin' all over your {blank}
I know where you live
Your girl showed me your crib
Unless she told me a fib
Then I'm 'a have both of you dead
Burning incense, facing a murder sentence
Under intense investigation for killing infants
While I sit in padded rooms doing 'shrooms
Having visions of dead pregnant women with brooms jabbed in their wombs
Strip your carpet and rugs and mess your apartment up
Sticking up armoured trucks and jumping in garbage trucks
I'm from the gritty slums that look like the city dumbs
Give you a kidney punch and mug you to get me lunch
See me in the summer, leggin' up against the dumpster
With a hundred-dollar jumper
Smothered in Southern Comfort
Got my Slim Shady sticker on your mother's bumper
She came home-

A' right
Chauvinist pig
Drove in this big lincoln 'till it went over the bridge
Jumped out and dove in a ditch
Broke in' a mobile home and stole a stove and a fridge
Kidnapped the parents and left the ransom notes for the kids.
I'm 'a go for your miss
Here's a body blow for your ribs
While your clutching your stomach and fallin' all over your {blank}
I know where you live
Your girl showed me your crib
Unless she told me a fib
Then I'm 'a have both of you dead
Burning incense, facing a murder sentence
Under intense investigation for killing infants
While I sit in padded rooms doing 'shrooms
Having visions of dead pregnant women with brooms jabbed in their wombs
Strip your carpet and rugs and mess your apartment up
Sticking up armoured trucks and jumping in garbage trucks
I'm from the gritty slums that look like the city dumbs
Give you a kidney punch and mug you to get me lunch
See me in the summer, leggin' up against the dumpster
With a hundred-dollar jumper
Smothered in Southern Comfort
Got my Slim Shady sticker on your mother's bumper
She came home screamin' -