I'll take the legs from some old table
I'll take the arms from some old chair
I'll take the neck from some old bottle
And from a horse, I'll take the hair
I'll take the hands and face from some old clock
And baby, when I'm through
I'll get more loving from the Dum-dum-dummy
Than I ever got from you!

Get me some legs, get me a chair
And a bottle, too
Give a horse, give me some time
And baby, when I'm through

Yeah, mama, get more loving
From a dummy than I get from you!