I can’t laugh too hard, I’m on a diet
I’m trying to lose myself,
you ought to try it
Just starve for 6 days straight
Oh, it’s a riot
Every Sunday night

I binge and I barf cause I carry the scars of an eight-year-old
Whose mother applied the same rules to a kids body
As her own

I think you’ll leave me soon
Though I’ve no proof of it
But I’ll make it easier for you
By being a little bi*ch
And this is just the fear
But I think the reason
Why I’m scared you broke is

The only male influence I’ve had
After daddy went and left
Were my mother’s weekend lovers and
Their alcoholic breaths

I’ll tell you what caused it
If youu handle the effects (the effects, the effects)
Yes I’ll tell you what caused it
If u handle the effects (the effects, the effects)
I’ll tell you what caused it
If you handle the effects
Yes I’ll tell you what caused it
If you handle the effects

I can’t laugh too hard, I’m on a diet
I’m trying to lose myself,
you ought to try it
Just starve for 6 days straight
Oh it’s a riot
Every Sunday night