Music : Peter Wolf, Matthias Jabs
Lyrics: Klaus Meine

Give me a job
The one I havn t got
Don t write me off at anytime
Don t ever leave me unsatisfied
I don t wanna come in a second
I just wanna come
Don t wanna be the last in line
Don t wanna be just left behind

And in the evening when I come home
It is time to throw my dog a bone
That s when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters In capital letters

Isn t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He s got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
Isn t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He s a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)

Don t tell me I m small
An inch too short
I might not be your size but I m sure great
And definitely underpaid
So give me a job
The one I haven t got
Don t tell me I m too poor to join the club
To hang out with the big shots

And in the evening when I come home
It is time to give my dog a bone
That s when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters In capital letters

Isn t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He s got no job, got no blow, got no Monica to go to)
Isn t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He s a V.I.P. wannabe, all he ever wants is)
Isn t it fun fun fun to be number one
Isn t it fun fun fun yeah to be number one
(He s a V.I.P. wannabe all he ever wants is)
To be number one

And in the evening when I come home
It is time to throw my dog a bone
That s when I wear my shirt that says
In capital letters In capital letters

Isn t it fun fun fun to be number one
(He s got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
Isn t it fun fun fun yeah to be number one
(He s a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)

Isn t it fun fun fun to be number one
Isn t it fun fun fun fun to be number one
To be number one
(Fun, fun, fun)
To be number one
To be number one
(He s got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
To be number one
To be number one
(He s a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)
To be number one
To be number one
(He s got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)
Yeah