I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
but i'm not gonna talk about that,
in my monologue

I like baking and things that smell like winter,
but I'm not gonna talk about that,
in my monologue

La La La
La La La

I like writink songs about D**** bags that cheat on me,
But I'm not gonna say that,
in my monologue

I like writing there names into songs,
so there ashamed to go in public,
but im not gonna say that,
in my monologue
la.La La
la la la la la la la
this is my musical monologue

you might think i'd bring up joe that guy who broke up with me on the phone,

but im not gonna mention him ( roll eyes)
in my monologue

Hey Joe! I'm doing real well
tonite im hosting snl
but im not gonna brag about that,
in my monologue

la la la,hahaha

And if your wondering if i might be dating the werewolf frome twilight...(mouth "hi taylor" blow a kiss to the camera,and wink)

but im not gonna comment on that,
in my monologue
lalalalalalala
this is my musical monologue

you might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye,and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA Monologue
*Sigh*

but theres nothing more to say,
because everythings Okay
i've got security lining the stage

lalalalalalala this is my SNL monologue
lalalalalalala this is my SNL monologue
lalalalalalala that was my SNL monologue