ItÂ’s been one week since you looked at me.
Cocked your head to the side
and said IÂ’m angry.
Five days since you laughed at me saying,
Get that together come back and see me.
Three days since the living room,
I realized itÂ’s all my fault, but couldnÂ’t tell you.
Yesterday youÂ’d forgiven me
But itÂ’ll still be two days till I say IÂ’m sorry.

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
YouÂ’ll think youÂ’re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
‘Cause it’s never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because IÂ’m all about value
Bert KaempfertÂ’s got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake
IÂ’d like a stinkin, achin shake
I like vanilla, ItÂ’s the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then youÂ’ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause itÂ’s so dangerous,
YouÂ’ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think youÂ’re funny when youÂ’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
IÂ’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
CanÂ’t understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

ItÂ’s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said youÂ’re crazy
Five days since you tackled me
IÂ’ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
ItÂ’s been three days since the afternoon
You realized itÂ’s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday youÂ’d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say youÂ’re sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickinÂ’
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
WeÂ’re dans la maison
I hope the Smoking ManÂ’s in this one
Like Harrison Ford IÂ’m getting Frantic
Like Sting IÂ’m Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I donÂ’t make films
But if I did theyÂ’d have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons arenÂ’t always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think youÂ’re funny when youÂ’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
IÂ’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
CanÂ’t understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

ItÂ’s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said IÂ’m sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized weÂ’re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause itÂ’ll still be two days till we say weÂ’re sorry

ItÂ’ll still be two days till we say weÂ’re sorry
ItÂ’ll still be two days till we say weÂ’re sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie