ladies and gentlemen welcome aboard JB Airlines flight 01 your Express Journey from P to Heaven our pilot for today Captain Yol would like to welcome you on board stating that smoking is permitted and drinking is encouraged for the duration of the flight please fasten your Gucci belts make sure your smoking trays are in the upright position and ensure all electronic devices including laptops cell phones and sex toys are powered off we're about to embark on an extraordinary Sonic Adventure sit back relax and enjoy your flight to the clouds thank you for choosing JB Airlines where everything is fly