If you re listening to this song
You may think the chords are going wrong
But they re not
We just wrote them like that

If you re listening late at night
You may think the band are not quite right
But they are
The just play it like that

And it doesn t really matter what chords I play
What words I say
Or time of day it is
As it s only a northern song

It doesn t really matter what clothes I wear
What words I pair
Or if my hair is brown
Cause it s only a northern song

If you think the harmony
Is a little dull and out of key
You re correct
Cause there s nobody there

And it s only there s no one there