[:: CHORUS ::]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But it's all right, it's ok with me,
I'll do my steps all by myself,
I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,

[:: VERSE 1 ::]
I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your shirt, jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass, girl now let's cuddle,
Blood curdling, you're gurgling on ya blood what'll,
I do for my next trick, I'm feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a f**king Tonka truck up a little kid's butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
Of the Valentine Day Massacre
Slash assassin, I slash her in the ass
With an icicle and leave her laying a blood bath
While I, put a catheter in, and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask, man just imagine the,
Fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick it up a Kim Kardashian's ass, and make the b***h run a triathlon,
Are those Pistachios? Damn I'd like to have some,
Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that much of an a**hole?

[:: CHORUS ::]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But it's all right, it's ok with me,
I'll do my steps all by myself,
I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,

[:: VERSE 2 ::]
I'm like Houdini, tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie,
Make the sh*t disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the Hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so f**kin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gluteus.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter, pudding on the tube of your
Eye shadow, and that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart?
Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[:: CHORUS ::]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But it's all right, it's ok with me,
I'll do my steps all by myself,
I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,

[:: VERSE 3 ::]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom!
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?"
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-talk?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet,
No wonder my a** is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
You like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[:: CHORUS ::]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But it's all right, it's ok with me,
I'll do my steps all by myself,
I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,

[:: OUTRO ::]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me? f**k you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...