Here we are,...the four of us... in total shock.. me and her.
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit,...and im thinking to myself this some deep shit!
and I said so he gonna tell me he's the one he's been talking to?
he says yes I say no he says yes I say no he says here's the truth
I said all of yall a** is crazy let me up out this door ,... because this is wayyy more than I bargained for
she says wait ..im sure we can all fix things,
then I said im late,cuz I aint gotta damn thing to do with this!
but then she said wouldnt you just like to know just how it all began?
then I thought to myself, ..and said Quick,you got three minutes
then it got real quiet i said somebody start talking,
she said MY GOD rufus!
I got just one question,how could you do sumthing like this? im so hurt!
he looked at her and said b***h please,you got ur nerve.
with all your club hoppin,lying sayin you said you was shoppin.
and now here you are in our home,and you calling me wrong.
she said ok u busted me and that much i agree,you caught me cheatinggg! but this is a little extreme!
he said you are my wife,sleeping behind my back.
and now i come home and you got him in the closet,how extreme is that?!
and she said but she's a he!,
and he said please you can't judge me
she said Rufus this is crazy!
and I said stop arguing!
i did not sit here to hear yall chew each other out it out,so get to the point,or i swear im out!
...excuse me please,but i think i can explain whats going on in here.
my name is chuck and i been knowing Rufus bout a year,Midnight sneakin around with him has been a livin hell,creepin in and out of hotels..
I said brother spare the details!
then rufus said chuck please! dont say nothing else!
then she screams Rufus you son of a bitch,
he says Cathy go to hell!
i said i thought your name was Mary,that what you said at the party.
man this is gettin scary im gonna shoot somebody!
then rufus start yelling and screaming saying cathy this is all your fault!
she throws a pillow him and said you was creeping too,the only difference is you didn't get caught!
chuck screams out we're in love! Cathy says Love my ass!
Rufus said their getting married then i shoot one in the air!
i said notta nother one of you sons of bit**es say a word!
cuz all this sh*t im goin thru is unheard!
i grabbed my cellular
i said this is so wrong,
i call up my home,
and a man picks up the phone phone phone phone...